Last night I dreamed I woke up naked in the backseat of Hugh Jackman's car and him whispering, "Let's grab some breakfast at Shoney's". Gee, apparently I spent an entire night with Hugh Jackman and don't recall a blasted thing about it

My sister got me this cute little card at Wal-Mart which tells what kind of person someone named Margaret is:

Pearl

puts enthusiasm into
everything she does;
is genuine in all her
dealings; someone who
protects others; known as
a compassionate person;
has the ability to accomplish
all that is required; she has
eyes that sparkle with
mischief; has a curious
personality; her good
qualities make her a leader.

Yep, sounds like me